No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
is that a dick in a sweater?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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