My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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