we have officially lost it.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
