Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
this is an emotional support booty call
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