Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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