Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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