So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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