What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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