i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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