Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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