stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i think i just lost a toe
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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