In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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