i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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