all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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