i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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