He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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