Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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