dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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