Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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