remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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