Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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