Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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