So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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