What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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