so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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