My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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