He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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