how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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