You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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