Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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