So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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