Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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