I wannas sexs uuuuu
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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