I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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