Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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