I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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