I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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