when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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