PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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