You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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