Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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