i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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