Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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