i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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