we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
No subtext here. People are naked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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