I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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