Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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