if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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