Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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