She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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